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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
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