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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}

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