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Eriocraniella is a genus of moths in the family Eriocraniidae. The genus is distributed in the Nearctic.
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The 300 Club is a small number of individuals who have endured a temperature difference of 300 °F (167 °C) within minutes. The group originated at Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station in Antarctica and has since been established in North America.
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