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{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?","punchline":"A bah-humbug.","id":229}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
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Hello America is a science fiction novel by British writer J. G. Ballard, published in 1981. First edition cover designed by Bill Botten. The plot follows an expedition to a North America rendered uninhabitable by an ecological disaster following an energy crisis.
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