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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}

{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

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